Can anyone think of a "greeting" (older man to younger woman he's never met) that is funny (but not impolite) because it contains mispronunciations of a normal greeting? It would be mimicing a genuine attempt to greet someone but unintentionally saying something else. An example would be if "Are the Shogun's tennis shoes purple?" (in Japanese) was a mispronunciation of a recognizable real Japanese greeting. (I would need an English transliteration of it, if anyone can think of anything, along with Hiragana or Katakana.) Thanks!