Fun with particles - making a sentence that uses as many as 'em

Question

Let's have some fun with particles! Create a sentence using as many particles as you can. Rules:

1. The sentence can combine any number of clauses or ideas but it must be meaningful (i.e. no gibberish) and should be using standard Japanese (i.e. no slang).
2. Each entry will be given a score based on how many unique usages of particles; 1 point per particle. No point is given to repeated particles unless they are used for different roles, for example using one から for denoting reason and another for denoting origin of movement give 2 points. Please count the score and include it in your entry (also recommended if you can bold/highlight the particles that you count).
3. Compound particles (では, でも, のに etc) are considered different particles from their atomic particles as long as their roles are clearly distinct from the latter. A counter-example would be something like "X からの Y" where the からの is simply から + の particles.
4. Sentences that simply list down all the particles do not qualify as "meaningful".
5. One entry per answer, please.

NB: Dear moderators, please make this into CW. On whether this kind of question is allowable or not, please discuss in this meta discussion. To all, let's refrain from voting up/down in here until this becomes CW, just to not disturb the rep points ;)

Answer 1

25

(Some repeated particles have different roles.)

I added some unnecessary　「、」　to make the sentence a little more readable.

猫や犬などと言うのは「ペット」と英語で呼ばれるけど、僕の家にはそんな動物がいないので、なんか寂しい感じがするが、お父さんは僕に「毎日家から出て、学校へ行くなら、友達と遊べることができるのさ」と言われて、キャンディーをもらうと、すぐ嬉しくなるわよね。

や, など, と, の, は, で, けど, の, に, が, ので, なんか, が, に, から, へ, なら, と, の、 さ, を, と, わ, よ, ね

Obviously this can be longer but my imagination is limited.

Answer 2

"「よ、ね、な、で、に、へ、が、は、と、から、の、では、でも、のに、ので」は助詞です。" That could be even longer, but you get the point that it's going to be difficult to beat the concept :)