leo of borg
Japan / DE ex-expat, iOS / OS X geek, limericking fool on twitter.
You might think me a fool / Or maybe even a tool / But oh! Dear reader, / I’m no “thought leader” / —that would be patently uncool.
(Addition note to point-wanting Weebos on Japanese: Don't edit my answer when I say 'consult a native speaker'.. you DO need additional vetting of answers here)